go fuck yourself.
im just kidding, i love people.
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
this is how i met my boyfriend of 2 years
i posted this 2 months ago
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